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Repeat.

Repeat as well

Posts : 120 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2012-07-10

Two birds were sitting on a fence, one named peat the other named repeat. Peat flew away. Which bird is still on the fence?

Dave Barry.

Day Berry

Strawberry

Shortcake

Posts : 41 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-07-10

Longcake

Posts : 2 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-10

Bear grylls (derp)

Posts : 82 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-07-15 Age : 27

Ingesting one's own urine

Poisin.

Grammar Nazi

STOP USING IT!!!

RAEG!

ALL CPAS RGAE

Posts : 82 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-07-15 Age : 27

no caps rage. no caps at all.

ragequit

Posts : 41 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2012-07-10

Amlupian Enchanting Luck

Fire Protection IV.

Posts : 120 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2012-07-10

The Purifying Flames

Flame V

Bows are slower

Posts : 98 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2012-07-10

Slower than what?

Slower than you're mother.
(This would be a pretty interesting sentence if you were a mother)